It’s all askew

I’ve lived on Askew Road for a little over 9 years. Until last week.

I thought I’d be so cool with it all. It’s time. The new house is beautiful. The real guy is there and our family. I know it will feel like home soon enough and one day I’ll not miss the house … Read the rest

Change, Femininity, Kids, Love, Relationships

PMT is for Pussies

I didn’t actually ever think I suffered tension around menstruation. Except the tension I feel about that actual word. It’s just ugly. Almost as bad a perimenopausal . Gag.

Anyhoooo, not the point of this. I just want to talk about my ignorance of my own moods and thank all the crazy, nasty PMT bitches … Read the rest

Love, Relationships

A little (big) love story

They were lying in bed. She had been talking a lot about all kinds of things. Stories. The world. All kinds of things.

Then she went quiet. He sounded sleepy and it was late. They said goodnight, and probably kissed because she always wanted to do that before sleep.

He reached out in the dark … Read the rest

Love, Relationships

Talking dirty with a biological scientist

*NOTE: This is a purely fictitious post. If you think you recognise anything familiar about any of the characters in this post it’s purely in your imagination. No-one was harmed in the telling of this story. Except possibly one mammary gland.

Once upon a time there was a couple who lived in a seaside town … Read the rest